Spam And My Long Lost Relatives

Did you know that I have relatives everywhere in the world.  The Netherlands, Zimbabwe, Taiwan, and a few others where I have very wealthy uncles and next of kin that left me millions?  It is so nice that my debt will be paid in full and I still have bazillions left so I can buy out Walmart and Bill Gates!

Are there really people dumb enough to click on this stuff?  Well lemme guess, probably because the spam wouldn’t exist otherwise.  You would really be surprised at how original these spammers can be.

Off to buy my husband that Ferrari he wants, and line my house with gold.  What?  You’re just jealous!  I know.